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My name is Eric.

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1. You must not share any content from this site on any other websites.

2. Enjoy the photos.

3. You may not proceed to enjoy the photos if you are a mean person, or you think you are somehow better than others. For people like you, there is this place called Hell. Trust me, you don’t want to mess around. Dude was serious when he said to love one another as you love yourself. I’m not judging. I’m not angry; I’m just saying.

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Again, by proceeding to enjoy the photos, as well as the subsequent information below, you hereby agree to the Terms and Conditions stated above, below the title named Terms and Conditions. Okay?

I’m uniquely suited for the jobs I do. I do a lot of things, and I’ve also done a lot of things. If you ever have an interest in things getting done, I might be the one to do such things.

Let us talk about such things, and it is possible that such things could be done by someone who might include myself and/or others.

I excel at getting the things done that need to be done when they need doing. Sometimes, my success is affected by external factors, some of which are sunspots or gamma rays from space. That’s probably the worst possible excuse for something not working, but I have too much at stake to make up stories about why things don’t always work. Look…we could go into the science of how computers actually work, including the fact that each bit stored in memory is actually a single electron sitting in a tiny electron-sized bucket. When you’re something as small as an electron sitting inside an electron-sized bucket, a lot of unfortunate events can occur to cause you to disappear or otherwise change state. But, that’s not important right now.

Anyway, enjoy what you’re doing while you’re doing it, and if the thing you want to do can’t be done because the thing you normally use to do the thing you want to do is not working, you can ask me to help you do the thing or fix the thing that helps you do the thing. Ideally, I would help you fix the thing that helps you do the thing, so that I am not enabling you by doing the thing that you wanted to do in the first place. Thus, I can assist in freeing you from the chains of not being able to do the thing you wanted to do. I sincerely appreciate the opportunity to help you out in this way and I hope that you can help me out in the future and I will be able to help you in the future as well as I can help you out with this issue as well as I can be more than happy to help you with any questions.

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